I was in KFC earlier and reading stuff, like you do. Opposite was a sign and on it read:

‘Made with Real chicken’

What does that mean precisely? Are they trying to tell me that the likes of McDonalds use fake chicken? Maybe KFC offer a ‘sort of chicken’ alternative for those not fussed about ‘real’ chicken?

They went on:

‘Made with Real Dairy Ice Cream’

Instead of what? I mean, it’s from the dairy so it must have milk in it right? What sort of ice cream can I get from a dairy which isn’t real?

Companies should think before they make me think … I only wanted to have something to eat, I didn’t ask for or need a philosophical debate!

I was in KFC earlier and reading stuff, like you do. Opposite was a sign and on it read:

‘Made with Real chicken’

What does that mean precisely? Are they trying to tell me that the likes of McDonalds use fake chicken? Maybe KFC offer a ‘sort of chicken’ alternative for those not fussed about ‘real’ chicken?

They went on:

‘Made with Real Dairy Ice Cream’

Instead of what? I mean, it’s from the dairy so it must have milk in it right? What sort of ice cream can I get from a dairy which isn’t real?

Companies should think before they make me think … I only wanted to have something to eat, I didn’t ask for or need a philosophical debate!

We had a a few days rather than just two … it takes me at least 3-4 days to unwind so, by the time I am starting to get there, I am heading back up the horrible A605 again!

Trying to keep myself amused earlier and relaxed I created a website … I had one there before but I have totally written it again using very few parts of the original. Not sure if I shall keep it or not yet but it is different anyway!

We had a a few days rather than just two … it takes me at least 3-4 days to unwind so, by the time I am starting to get there, I am heading back up the horrible A605 again!

Trying to keep myself amused earlier and relaxed I created a website … I had one there before but I have totally written it again using very few parts of the original. Not sure if I shall keep it or not yet but it is different anyway!