I was in KFC earlier and reading stuff, like you do. Opposite was a sign and on it read:

‘Made with Real chicken’

What does that mean precisely? Are they trying to tell me that the likes of McDonalds use fake chicken? Maybe KFC offer a ‘sort of chicken’ alternative for those not fussed about ‘real’ chicken?

They went on:

‘Made with Real Dairy Ice Cream’

Instead of what? I mean, it’s from the dairy so it must have milk in it right? What sort of ice cream can I get from a dairy which isn’t real?

Companies should think before they make me think … I only wanted to have something to eat, I didn’t ask for or need a philosophical debate!