It is 2010 and I was on Facebook chatting to a female fried who seemed a little down and, guess what, a bloke joined in the tread and told me to fuck off! He then sent me a private message telling me to ‘fuck off faggot’!

Needless to say he was blocked and reported but, apparently, he thought that this friend of mine was chatting me up so decided to start one. She told him he was so barking up the wrong tree and that’s when he started with the homophobia!

Meanwhile …

Bless him, dead tired and still laughing