Chef Wanted

Imaginative chef wanted to do the menu planning and cooking for one not overly fussy person who must cut out everything which will increase cholesterol and also anything which will provoke the onset of diabetes and promote rapid but healthy weight loss with minimal exercise.

Salary negotiable as long as you don’t need one, can accommodate

Apply in writing to,

who the hell I you kidding at

no chance avenue,

on your bike up the creek

… oh well, worth asking I guess!

but seriously, my head is in a spin trying to sort it all out and tonight I just allowed myself a last binge of unhealthy stuff for the hell of it

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