Yesterday, myself and a mate decided to go for a walk, not a simple stroll to the pub but nearly 16 miles along the canal from Northampton to Castlethorpe near MK. Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time but somehow, now doesn’t seem to clever.

It was a lovely evening. It is such a shame that my sex drive is dead else I may have liked to have thought that the offer from Tom to ‘help out’ was geuine and that it was worth taking him up on the offer!